Do you want a cute boy who needs to be taken care of? This could be the guy for you!
His assets:
- plays guitar kind of well
- is vegan
- 6 feet tall (ish)
- short arms
- very nice and cool
- just a great guy
- friend of women
- suave
- has little hope for humanity
- blue eyes
- has gone to the gym before
- holes in his socks, mattress on the floor
- wishes for pre-industrial times
- favorite historical time period: 10 C.E.
- horse poem enthusiast
- just like Mr. Fox from “Fantastic Mr. Fox”
- former long-haired man (is chill)
- scared of heights
Inquirer must:
- not be a weirdo
- be worse than me at basketball
- be smarter than me but not at numbers
- not be a reader of The Tartan
- be a water sign
- challenge me but not too much
- be chill with it
Serious inquiries only! If interested, text (410) 725-4722.
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