By Amanda Perez
In honor of the Super Bowl, I would like to share my unfounded opinions on who is going to win, as someone who has not seen a single game this season.
My prediction for this game is that it is going to be a total sweep by the 49ers, solely because of Brock Purdy. An Uber driver I had last semester was blasting a podcast about some guy named Brock Purdy, and kept talking about how he was such a good player, and I have total faith in the Uber driver. He seemed so knowledgeable that I am willing to put my good name on the line and wholeheartedly say that the 49ers will win because of him. I know that the Chiefs have Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, but I do not believe that the prayers of millions of Swifties will be enough for Travis to triumph over Brock. I also think that Travis might try to throw the game because everyone expects him to propose to Taylor with his Super Bowl ring if he wins, and he does not seem like the type of man who likes commitment.
Overall, I think the 49ers will win 89-32 against the Chiefs, and my only hope is that Usher does not drop another “Jujustu Kaisen” spoiler during the halftime show. If the 49ers win, and there is no JJK spoiler, I will consider this a success.
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