by Madison Kwo and Lily Stern
Every Kermit has a Constantine lurking somewhere in the world. Some are (un)lucky enough to find theirs in this lifetime. Others will never know what it is to fear, to love, to face a mirror quite like this.
We’d like to enlighten and foreshadow some lucky souls. (Format: Constantine to Kermit.)
- Cole Sprouse to Timothée Chalamet
- Austin Butler to Jacob Elordi
- MUNA to Boygenius
- Mike Faist to Tom Holland
- Billie Eilish to Reneé Rapp
- Miley Cyrus to Janelle Monáe
- Colton Haynes (as Jackson from “Teen Wolf”) to Ncuti Gatwa
- Rachel Sennott to Ayo Edibiri (“Bottoms,” 2023)
- Wendy Williams to Drew Barrymore
- Ryan Reynolds to Ryan Gosling
- Meryl Streep to Lea Salonga
- Jennifer Lawrence to Emma Stone
- Jesse Eisenberg to Michael Cera
- Dylan O’Brien to Logan Lerman
- Lea Michele to Ben Platt
- Jeremy Allen White to Dominic Sessa
- Childish Gambino to Donald Glover
- Gwyneth Paltrow to Bridget Mendler
- Chris Olsen to Harry Kane
- Barden Bellas to the Dalton Warblers
- Steve Harvey to Alex Trebek
There also exists a secret third class of people among us: the Miss Piggys of the world. Examples include:
- Molly Gordon
- Jenny Slate
- Jordan Fisher
- Hugh Jackman
- Mingyu from SEVENTEEN
- Morgan Freeman
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