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  March 30, 2025

  Reasons to pretend to be deaf on an airplane

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  March 30, 2025

  Tepper Symposium reveals school has humongous ego

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  March 30, 2025

  New School of Drama show rocks campus

• March 30, 2025

  New CMU application criteria: illiteracy 

• March 30, 2025

  La Prima Introduces Happy Hour

• March 30, 2025

  World’s first Artificially Intelligent Graduate

• March 30, 2025

  CMU to offer virtual meal plans alongside digital IDs next year

• March 30, 2025

  ReadMe scattered to the winds after accidentally exposing Cold War conspiracy

• March 30, 2025

  “Scotties” trounce Scots in battle of the barkers

• March 30, 2025

  Why don’t you like me anymore?