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  April 1, 2024

  Andy’s gruesome, tragic demise

• April 1, 2024

  Report: CMU embraces celibacy

• April 1, 2024

  English department awarded $6.2 million in defense funding

• April 1, 2024

  Study: Most TAs are clueless, incompetent dumbasses who can’t do my homework for me

• April 1, 2024

  Class using AI to teach how to network

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  April 1, 2024

  Competition to pee the most on Wean 4 bathroom floor has declared champion

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  April 1, 2024

  Kate Comic Apr. 1 (replace with completed version please)